puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Me:  Offer me a drink.
Friend:  Its 6 in the morning?!
Me:  Float a Cheerio in it!

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have